A lifelong reprobate, Hamerski has been making music since the mid 80s. He has repeatedly convinced unwitting victims of his ability to sing and/or make music despite his evident lack of training or skill. He first came to criminal prominence as a vocalist for punk/hardcore bands peaceful califlower and ishma. After a ten year spree of "gigs", at which decibel levels regularly exceeded the legal norm (see Appendix A), he suddenly disappeared from Lausanne shortly after recording a 6 song EP in '97. Despite allegations of vocal embezzlement, sample extortion and cavorting with hellspawn, no charges were subsequently brought against him.

Shortly thereafter, he reappeared in Geneva at the headquarters of basic.ch, a pinko internet radio station well known to the RIAA. There he covertly indulged in illicit computer-related activities under the guise of a janitor. It is rumoured that he first started to make electronic music during this same period. In '99, he narrowly managed to elude capture by the Repetitive Music Task Force during an assault which left two officers deaf and another attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a leafy shrub for no discernible reason.

At this point we conjecture he went underground. It is known he did not release music during the 1998-2004 period. But as a former student of islamology, it is clear he may have entertained ties with various terrorist organizations or even attended advanced training camps in sonic warfare.

Several years later, an undercover DEA agent spotted him at an illegal after-hour party in Zurich. When the agent attempted to approach, Hamerski allegedly looked him straight in the eye and murmured in a strangely compelling voice: "I am not the one you are seeking. The droids have left for the Goa party. You will buy me a drink and join them." The agent states he became confused and remembers nothing further. He was found two days later twirling a fluorescent baton in an empty warehouse in Wollishofen.

By the time investigators ascertained the whereabouts of Hamerski's lodgings, he had flown. At the scene remained a heavily armoured black box. After rigorous testing, it was determined to be an early model AS/400. It is feared Hamerski was attempting to employ this device for Advanced Modular Sound Synthesis (AMSS). When questioned, his neighbours denied knowledge of his musical activities. It is thought that he used headphones while living under an assumed identity.

He is fluent in several European languages and has been known to alter his appearance through the use of disguises. Furthermore, he is believed to be in possession of several potentially lethal weapons, including nail clippers, a no-name multi-function tool and a high-powered personal computer or "PC". Witnesses claim he regularly carries a roll of "gaffa tape".

Hamerski may be traveling in Europe, Asia or within his own mind. He may have facial hair. Last seen in Zurich, Switzerland, July 2006. He disappeared from that area immediately thereafter.